For Sale:1989 Fax-510 Personal Jet
As seen in the Sector G9 Sunday classifieds:
One owner, highway miles, phasers included. Rare trim package & ’89 was the last year before they added the ugly bumpers. Looking to trade for a low-mass tractor beam, will take cash. Tractor beam must be legal. Make an offer.
Call Herb, 2430295G.305 x2
Seven strangers are about to not be strangers anymore
I’m not sure if I am done with this one.
On the left is Elmer Chesvolvsky. He is (was) lost. He got separated from the tour while chasing a churro van and tried to regroup with them by taking a bus in the wrong direction.
Next to Elmer is Asterid Hespeler who invested her earnings as a high-profile escort in a very successful area yoga club which just opened its 5th gym space today. She is now a co-owner.
Riveted by Asterid’s story is Jason Gentry, an accountant for a small juice company in the area. He fronts a power-pop band named Touffle and recently purchased .37 acres of land on one of the Florida Keys, and his charisma has surprised Asterid.
In close passing is Leon Kowalski. Leon has been hearing voices in his head for the last year or so. They tell him that he is a Nexus-6 replicant, and he needs to find Dr. Eldon Tyrell if he wants to extend his life.
Waiting impatiently for the bus is Anna Tremone. She is late for work because she forgot to set her alarm the night before. She would much rather be home with her 2 cats, who distracted her the night before when she should have been setting her alarm.
Trent Murphy ran like 20 miles today and he’s talking to his girlfriend. She spends his money and treats him like shit, but it’s fun when they work out together. But not really.
Salina Smith and her dog Milford went for a long walk today, but they don’t feel like walking back so they decided to catch the bus. Salina is a security guard and likes gardening every inch of her small yard.
That flying saucer up there is going way to fast for anyone’s brain to register the phenomena at hand.
For Sale: Mark I ED43 Robin
The original! Mark I Robin in perfect condition for sale with 890k miles! Need to sell, purchased for a project build but new ion-vapor engines do not run through our nitrogen-rich atmospheres, so i’ll never have a use for this baby on Earth. Top notch gyroscopics will have you at mach32 without a hint of turbulence. This thing is practically a teleportation device! If it could run in this air, the Robin would simply be too fast for the planet. Asking $1798.99g on a section-6 bond, or will trade for a Champion 30-10 Intercruiser, any generation. Ask for Dale, 3876438000.09DD
1985 PXX-5000 For Sale
1985 PXX-5000 with 45×10^2 miles, equipped for local overland travel. High output generators have been upgraded for 502+ reactor solution among many other improvements. This classic has had one owner and has been tastefully tuned to meet the standard of the enthusiast. Intake vectoring pulls 18.3G’s @ 580 knots, and the 502+ thruster has been clocked at 2420 knots per atmospheric ton, this thing has won trophies. But don’t believe us, come see it for yourself!! Make an offer to Al at 293749+338383.6666 ext. 1345. Lowballers don’t even bother!
For Sale: 3rd gen James & amp;Westwood C55D
MINT!!! This third generation ’55′ is the perfect long-range shuttle for all your weird and questionable errands! Only 1 owner, 209×10^3 cruise miles and a freshly installed gyroscopics system – this little guy can go anywhere that isn’t solid mass! Brand new general fuel cell actuator and atmosystem pump, very reliable acceleration coefficient, seats 9, storage is ENDLESS, facilities are clean and functioning. Takes premium. Asking $43098/75b.847%00001 firm, micron not included.
The Fax-410; drafted, not-to-scale
FOR SALE:
Clean, fun, and FAST! Gen 8 Fax410 equipped with a 65mm “Etch-a-Sketch 65″ visible light concentrating laser gun and the popular “top-shelf” universal atmosphere ramjet. Recently resealed for radiation LAST MONTH!!! Main thruster runs like a dream and has 134×10^4 original miles, NO IMPACTS. asking $33.456.%32223, OBO. Contact Lincoln at p3029-888332212-1.
Brief Encounter in Space…
“Captain it appears our ‘com-phase friendly passage greeting C-88′ hasn’t been received yet…”
“Well we’ve been here phasing this guy for an hour already. Have you tried flashing the hi-beams at it?”
“Yes.”
“Alright well let’s move on then.”
City on a Small Planet
Urban planets could be the norm in a quadruple-binary/double-multiple close-range micro solar system.
